She left my engagement party in tears and hasn’t spoken to me since...
Currently crashing out.
We dated as teens. Now he’s just a friend.
Apparently wanting to save money makes me selfish.
Six hours in the ER, two black eyes, and a broken nose later...
She told everyone she was a bridesmaid. I was never going to ask her.
I can’t swim, and I just realized I’m on the Titanic.
The only wood I wanted involved a campfire.
The happiest place on earth. The most awkward moment of my life.
Now she wants me to pay her back??
